This is a tale of two toy stores. One in Wilmette and one in Evanston.
“Don’t bounce the balls in here,” said the mean clerk at the Wilmette toy store. “Let’s go boys. I don’t like it here,” said I.
Next day in an Evanston toy store I ask the clerk, “Can I bounce this ball in here?” She replied, “Of course, this is a toy store.”
My point exactly.
Love Wilmette, but we have a thing or two to learn from our brothers and sisters to the south.